Text by Oscar Wilde
If you are not too long
If you are not too long
I will wait for you all my life.
Text by Pamela August Russell
Normally I wouldn’t ask
Normally I wouldn’t ask if you love me
But when I found all my things on the lawn
I got curious.
War of the Roses Anonymous
(text taken from call-ins to a radio show)
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sarah is taken so you’ll have to do.
Roses are red violets are blue
I know I am hot, but not into you.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Your webcam is on and I’m watching you.
Roses are red, violets are blue
If you had a real girlfriend, what would you do?
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow, these are gardening facts.
Roses are red, violets are blue
But I wouldn’t know that because you never bring me flowers.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Just like garbage is dumped, I’m dumping you
Roses are Red, violets are blue
I said,”The problem is me. It was actually you.”